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slushpilehell:

I’m writing to find out if you represent fiction. Please advise.

I guess on my agency website where it says I represent fiction, it must have been confusing to you. So thank you for allowing me to take time out of my day to answer your question. I really had nothing better to do. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go jam a pen into my aorta.

 This guy is a literary agent, and in order to get a literary agent to get you a publisher, you have to write a query letter to them. He/She takes the most outrageous emails he/she had ever gotten and posts it up on her/his tumblr.



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